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Yeah, this is the kinda S N A P you do not want. Trust me. Every girl and or guy has felt this at least once or twice or a million times through out their dating life. Most likely like on TINDER or GRINDER you have experience this. Like, just wait at Starbucks and sit there looking pretty. Are they gonna be hot? or hotter or hottest? or NOT. Get back in your car now sister or brother. LOL. So, S N A P. There are spaces because the guy or girl you were once falling for just snapped their fingers. Now there is a space between you and him or her that can be filled with someone ELSE? Like, WHAT? Hold up. Wait a minute. You did not just do that. Like, I am fucking IRREPLACEABLE.....ask Beyonce. We are BFF's. Every LADY out there or WOAHMAN is friends with Beyonce, Katy Perry, Jennifer Lopez, and Taylor Swift. We all have things in common. ROAR. We will not be snapped at. EVER. SNAP. No spaces between this one. You want us and you can't have us. EVER. UNLESS we say so. There. I said it.
You S N A P at me. I will SNAP right back. TRUST.
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A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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The word that is used to describe that you have squirrels in your pants.
''Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
AHHHHHHH! There are squirrels in my pants!
That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me what's making you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P,
Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
Who you got back home, watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence living in France
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!''
General all around goodness/perfection.
Student 1 "What grade did you get on your report card? An E? Loser!"
Student 2 "No, I consumed S O U P! and using only 0.1% of my new founded power I altered space time to give my self an S+ Grade."
Student 1 "Da fook?"
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Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
(noun) ;Suckas Interested in Mediocre Pussy, a common phase in that a young man experience. When a Teenage or a Grown man tries to be a nice guy to a girl online or real life in hopes of some Coochie ( intercourse) or female validation. Common actions of a S.I.M.P. involves sacrificing personal relationships and goals such as friends family, money and attention to a women who doesn't love him (ie/Ex.Twitch Thot , e-girl ,THOT,basic bitch etc.). in a Self degrading or embarrassing manner . Having self-respect and developing internal validation and love from within is key from being or becoming a S.IM.P.
Jason: Bro why you donated the rent money to Evie's Twitch Stream she doesn't KNOW You
Brock : Evie Promised Me a kiss if I donate her $500.00
Jason : That's a S. I. M. P. move not cool.
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