safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

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Safety pin

Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)

Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"

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Orlovsky safety

In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.

-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"

-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."

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Safety First

Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.

Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)

safety pants

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.

I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.

safety buzz

Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.

"A safety buzz
Some cheap red wine
Oh, the trouble we can get in
So let's screw this one up right" - Jack's Mannequin

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Safety husband

A safety husband is a close friend that you love and who you have agreed to marry and or hand a kid with once you’ve reached a certain age if you both remain single.

''Deal! I'm your safety husband''

If we are still single by 30 will you be my safety husband?

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