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tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 25, 2010

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scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.

Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrot scratch

An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time

to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be

scratched immediately no matter where you are and who

you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions

to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for

the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much

satisfaction and is extremely adictive.

James:Did you here about steve?

Pat: No.

James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.

Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.

by KCIRTAP NOSNEVETS April 14, 2010


scrot bag

an insult used to describe someone who is wrinkly like an 80 year old scrotum. also, used by several teachers to describe year seven pupils.

"sir! theres some Y7's running around"
"sod it, i cant be arsed with the little scrot bags"

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

by Larry Bung January 30, 2017


scrot slap

when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone

"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."

by johnnyk March 14, 2005

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty scrot

lowest form of life

you gypo get out you dirty scrott

by neddy the wise November 14, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž