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to be an awesome/phenomenal secretary
Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.
following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!
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The Secret is defined as the law of attraction, which is the principle that "like attracts like." It is called "the most powerful law in the universe," and it is working all the time. "What we do is we attract into our lives the things we want, and that is based on what we're thinking and feeling."
The principle explains that we create our own circumstances by the choices we make in life. And the choices we make are fueled by our thoughts—which means our thoughts are the most powerful things we have here on earth.
I am now a millionaire, own a mansion, have a loving spouse, a great family, and a life full of abundance. This happened because I believed in The Secret.
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Se'Cret is a girl who is so fine, any girl with this name is so lucky to have that name, she has all the boys chasing after her, also she is very smart, and gorgeous wait not gorgeous she is HOT AND STUNNING, any one who dates a girl with that name is lucky to have her so yu better keep her, also she dont play and will beat up anybody she needs to and she doesn't like wen ppl talks about her so dont try her!
HEY THATS SECRET
"YEA SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND"
BUT SHE DOESNT TALK
"THATS BC YU DONT KNOW HER THAT WELL"
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1. generate and separate from cells or bodily fluids.
2. Before the winter came, wild animals try to cache and store food for dormancy.
The money was secreted from his childfren.
squirrels secrete nuts in a hollow tree trunk.
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The word secrets means “I don't care” when said using a tone that shows a lack of regard for the matter at large.
It’s usage originates from conversations between fog.hat and Faux Pause in which the later would enquire into the finer elements of the formers mixes, or musical montages, if you will. After fog.hat said he likes to "keep his secrets" in response to Faux Pause's requests for a tracklisting, the phrase "keep your secrets" became a common reply. As a result of heavy usage in the everyday language this phrase became shortened to just the word "secrets".
A: So what are you giving me for Christmas?
B: I'm not telling.
A: Secrets...
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When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.
“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.