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secrete

1. generate and separate from cells or bodily fluids.
2. Before the winter came, wild animals try to cache and store food for dormancy.

The money was secreted from his childfren.
squirrels secrete nuts in a hollow tree trunk.

by purinsy August 29, 2008

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secrets

The word secrets means “I don't care” when said using a tone that shows a lack of regard for the matter at large.

It’s usage originates from conversations between fog.hat and Faux Pause in which the later would enquire into the finer elements of the formers mixes, or musical montages, if you will. After fog.hat said he likes to "keep his secrets" in response to Faux Pause's requests for a tracklisting, the phrase "keep your secrets" became a common reply. As a result of heavy usage in the everyday language this phrase became shortened to just the word "secrets".

A: So what are you giving me for Christmas?
B: I'm not telling.
A: Secrets...

by Ivelo Pysus January 10, 2005

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Secretion

When you fart in rapid succession while others are around, but quietly enough that nobody notices, and close enough that you’re able to get a good whiff without disturbing anyone else, while still feeling the initial subconscious anxiety of having farted.

“I can see that you’re happy to see me,” she said, eying her boyfriend across the room rocking a massive chub.
“What got you so riled up, big boy?” She seductively steps toward him, swaying her hips back and forth.
He’s nervous, and hesitates to tell her to stay back for a moment—and he realizes he has nothing to hide. She gets down on her knees, pulls his tidy whities down and starts sucking his big, fat cock. Luckily his stank ass secretion had just subsided.

by QuasiMotoRola June 19, 2019


secretal

same thing as secretive. Not being open to tell anyone. Not wanting to tell anyone. Trying to hide information from someone is being secretal.

"This is so secretal, you can't tell anybody"

"seriously, don't tell anyone because it is really secretal. And that person will be mad if I tell anyone else."

"Adam Lambert being game was not secretal, because everybody already knew about it"

by secretalPerson June 22, 2009


secret

when someone of the opposite sex wants to whisper to your ear something personal. But they secretly attack you, licking your ear and tickling your ear drum with their tongue

Depending on the state of the two people. This maybe found arousing.

Girl: Can I tell you a secret?
Boy: Yes
Girl: licks the inner of the boys ear
Boy: aww you got me

by NoPouties July 25, 2010

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Secretism

Acting in a mysterious fasion. Not giving full disclosure.

The secretism of that dude intrigued me. He wouldn't even tell me his name.

by Esabeth Regenbogen March 21, 2010

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secretate

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

by TotallyNotGod May 20, 2018

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