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A heartbroken guy whose life is a never ending bad hair day.
Person 1: Severus Snape needs a haircut!
Person 2: Have some sympathy for the poor guy, he could have been the daddy to the boy-who-lived!
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The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .
I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .
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My own hot bitch of a personal lap-warmer!
Severus Snape is my sexy lap-dog.
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Severus Snape: Dumbledore never told what happened to your father.
Harry: He told me enough, he told me Voldemort killed him!
Snape: No, I am your father!
Harry: NOOOOOOO! Thats not true, thats impossible!
Snape: Search your feelings, you know it be true. Voldemort has forseen this, join me and we will rule the world as father and son!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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The HOTTEST Roman Emperor that ever lived. He was god before there was god. A sweetheart, and he gives excellent blowjobs <3
Roman Girl 1: "Septimius Severus went balls deep and right after went and strengthened Hadrian's Wall!"
Roman Girl 2: "OMG you're so lucky I fucking love Septimius Severus!"
the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
Me: oh snapey baby let me lick the grease off your nose!
Snape: be my guest
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The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.
He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew.
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