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A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.
“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”
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The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
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An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'
Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)
A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
How are you?
I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!
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Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
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Punching a Girls Stomach Before Inserting Your Dick. You Have To Activate Your Inner Sandworm. Like In The Movie Dune.
I am boutta active my sandworm with this dune sex position
Brad and Will banged last night.
What'd they do?
Tender and loving Mercenary.
Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
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