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To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.
I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock
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what guys who can't get a girlfriend do
When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"
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It means "to masturbate".
Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!
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1. To whack of your big black cock.
2. To whack of your very hard cock.
Billy couldn't wait to get home where he would be shaking hands with President Johnson in his room while his mom was out.
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After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.
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To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.
So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?
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To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time
Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil
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