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A jenkem shaman is a mix between a crust punk and Haight street nomad/hobo. Usually someone from the 'burbs that got a little too much into smoking crack and playing the accordion in a street band. These fine specimen usually reside in Golden Gate park during day time and at night crash in your house and sometimes copulate with your friends or roommates, who are usually the ones responsible for letting them inside in the first place. They wear patchwork pants adorned with spoon and harmonica holders and wear some article of fake fur at all times. Basically, jenkem shamans are shitty gypsy grifters.
Girl 1: "Hey, who the fuck smoked all my weed and stole the compost bucket!?"
Girl 2: "Oh, probably that fucking jenkem shaman that rolled in with Jessica last night"
Girl 1: "Goddammit, I think we have bedbugs!"
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One of the three specialization branches of World of Warcraft class Shaman, the elemental shaman is a fearsome foe. Having lower cast times, cooldowns and higher critical hit chances with lightning spells than his restoration and enhancement compatriots, as well as the ability to cast one 100% critical, "mana-free" spell every three minutes, this character must strictly be avoided in battlegrounds, especially if they have the right gear and crit you almost every time he attacks.
OMG that elemental shaman pwned me again before I could touch him.
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An epic Rock band concieved in Jefferson City, Missouri. They currently have four albums out, Last Call for Goose Creek (1999), Synergy (2002), March of the Bastards (2006), and Shine (2009). They also have a few singles made for the WWE.
They consist of:
Nathan "Drake" Hunt: Lead Vocals/Keyboard/Acoustic Guitar
Adam Hunt: Lead Guitar/Mandolin/Backing Vocals
Josh Hamler: Rhythm Guitar/Acoustic Guitar/Slide/Backing Vocals
Matt Fisher: Bass/Backing Vocals
Craig Wingate: Drums and Percussion/Backing Vocals
Have you heard of that band Shaman's Harvest? They played one of their songs, Dragonfly on the radio, and it was epic!
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1.A rediculously sexy person, usually intended for a male.
2.A person who knows how to "get around" in bed.
3.A sex god
1."My boyfriend is a shaman of sexy."
2."Last night he showed me that he as the true shaman of sexy."
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A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.
The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.
Any large city dweller who seeks enlightenment with the help of Tryptamine alkaloids such as Dimethyltryptamine (DMT), Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD), and Psilocybin.
Alex Grey would be considered an Urban Shaman.
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An ace shaman is an attention seeker who pretends to be good at stuff they aren't, such as parkour.
Wow he put his wounds of parkour on his snapchat, what an ace shaman!
Oh my god, what an ace shaman!