Shart

The word is a combination of "shit" and "fart"---you get the idea. It's when you let out a massive fart and end up with some hershey stains on your drawers/panties.

Hey, where is that smell coming from? Ewww, I think he just sharted!

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shart

when you needa do a smelly as ripper and then you push a bit too hard and you do a little pellet in your pants. (sometimes not that little). can come in great amounts, depends on how hard you push.

"I was bored in class and i cut the cheese"
" i can smell that... it smells like more than a fart"
"yeah i just sharted.."
"OH YOU FUCKEN SMELL MAN GO HAVE A WASH"
"no i like the warm sensation trickling down my leg"
"oh dude im gonna puke"

*vomit*

*shart*

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shart

A fart that expels small ammounts of feces.

"Oh my God! I just sharted!" Exclaimed a humiliated Mark as he ran through the art room, knocking over a TV in his rush to get out the back door. A feeble attempt to save his dignity.

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shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.

I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.

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shart

When you try to fart and a poo comes out instead!

JAKE K. sharts himself everyday

ohh I sharted

it appears I have sharted myself oh dear

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shart

When attempting to pass gas, you accidentally leave a "skid mark" (or worse).

The opposite of that old graffitti verse, "Here I sit, broken-hearted. Came to shit, but only farted." In this case you wanted to fart, but crap is what you got. This is especially true if you're over 50. Like Dad used to say, "Never trust a fart"!
"Did you fart?" "No, I think I SHARTED!"

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Shart

When you fart a little shit comes out..a shart

Man I was in your moms bedroom and she made me laugh so hard i sharted in my pants!

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