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A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.
Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot
The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.
"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"
- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.
Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah
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Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
A Fallout game but on mobile
It's like Fallout 4 but cartoonish
Fallout 4 is now on Mobile!!!!!
Wait... It's Fallout Shelter
When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?
A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.
I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.