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Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.
Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot
A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
The coolest, most awesome community of independent electronic artists ever to hit the web.
"Have you ever heard of The Bomb Shelter?"
"Are you kidding? I go there every day! They have such talented musicians... and monkeys!"
- The act of giving a hand-job through the male's pants.
Person1 - Mang my hoe was too scared to touch my dick last night. So I told that bitch she could get off with just a sheltered yogurt for tonight. y-yeah
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Person1 - Man my g/f gave me a sheltered yogurt last night and when it came time I didnt know what to do so i just exploded in my pants!
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A Fallout game but on mobile
It's like Fallout 4 but cartoonish
Fallout 4 is now on Mobile!!!!!
Wait... It's Fallout Shelter
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A nice place to be during a hangover. Generally characterized as having blankets hung over windows as curtains, dark-colored and/or eggcartoned walls, cool temperature, futons, couches, ceiling fans and several other low-key features that would otherwise go unloved.
Friend: (on phone) Hey, man! Wanna have breakfast at <bar name> with meh?
You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...
When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!
So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?