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If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?
If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?
Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?
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Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."
"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."
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This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
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A horribly translated version of something nobody even gives a shit about.
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
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Don't mess things up where you live or work
My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude
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This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.
Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."
LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
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Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.
Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.
Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.
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