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an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.
Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus
"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"
When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises
Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.
Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.
Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.
A gay group of friends with small penis’s so they meet at someones house and dry hump each other. They also are consisted of all boys.
Are you in a shmeat gang?
Yes i love small dicks”
To be Mexican and have a small penis
Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat