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1. A way to convey your annoyance or other displeasure at another person’s remarks.
2. An expression of disbelief.
3. Describes a successful outcome of definition 1.
1. Person A: “Did you hear that in the new Star Wars movie, towards the en-“
Person B: “Shut the fuck up! You’re gonna spoil it for me!”
2. Person A: “Dude, Alex bought a brand new Bugatti Chiron!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up, are you serious?”
3. Person A: “I told Eric not to spoil the end of the new Star Wars movie and he shut the fuck up.”
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Something you offer to a person who cannot get the hint that it is time to stop talking.
She: "... and then she said that we could go shopping at the mall. And so I said, that sounds like a good idea. So she drove us there, but then we could not find a place to park so we decided to go get something to eat..."
He: "Excuse me, would you like a cup of shut the fuck up?"
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From the Cohen Brothers production, The Big Lebowski. Used to express irritation with someone who is ignorant, obnoxious, or asks too many questions.
"What's a petter ass, Walter?"
"Shut the fuck up, Donnie."
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Shut the fuck up Carl! is a military meme that usually is scene that depicts some military situation sometimes it’s a funny mess up or just a picture that involves the military. There’s usually a snarky or funny remark made of the current situation on top, with a bottom text being along the lines of “shut the fuck up, Carl” but this can also fluctuate, except that the guy is always addressed as Carl. Some other notable different ones are: “Goddammit, Carl” “Seriously,Carl."
Shut the fuck up Carl! As Carl is doing something stupid.
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First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say
Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!
Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays
Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!
AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
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What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
“Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
“Shut the fuck up Milk.”
