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The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.
... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.
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The art of arranging one's penis and testicles in underwear so as to create the illusion of enhanced girth and/or length.
Example 1: "I worked some hung shui magic and now it looks like I'm packin' serious sausage."
Example 2: "Did Jimmy stuff a potato in his pants?" "No, he just did some hung shui."
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a disaster of mis arranged furniture or living space that dis harmonizes your life.
Dude your apartment is so wrong shui, my neck hurts from sitting at that funny angle while watching porn last night
n. Female secretions released when sexually aroused. The term comes from Mandarin and literally means "love water".
I seal the envelopes for all my love letters with ai shui.
like feng shui - items placed in a room for a particular reason, but only the guy that placed them there knows that reason.
after my dad picked up in the tv room i couldn't find the remote or the magazine i was reading. they were in his favorite chair - must be his "guy shui"
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Used as a verb, "feng shui" means making a bad situation into a good situation by acting right. It could also refer to being cool, discreet, collected, and nonchalant. It can be similar to "Lope."
"So, was the party you went to awkward? You didn't know anyone there."
"Nah, I feng shuied it."
"Cops are here. Feng shui it."
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Chinese for obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD).
Ed: Dude I see your mom rearranged your living room again.
Zander: Yeah man, her Feng Shui is totally acting up again.
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