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The ethereal residue that clings to garments when they have been used to clean up after ejaculation!
Have you been pleasuring yourself in the cupboard again?Theres white silk all over my best wetsuit!
Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.
"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"
the term silk shirt is used as an adjective to describe someone or something that simply cannot hang, despite trying very hard
adam: oh man i can't hang. i lose at everything
lucas: wow you are a silk shirt
A dangling anal prolapse extending several inches out from the oring.
After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.
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A detective show in the early 90's written by Stephen J. Cannell (a.k.a. the evil typewriter guy). The crimes in every show were refered to by the two lead detectives as "Silk Stalkings", or high classed sex-oriented crimes. Solving these crimes are Chris Lorenzo (played by Rob Estes) and Rita Lee Lance (played by Mitzi Kapture), whose tongue and cheek conversations throughout the show are the basis of Silk Stalkings' dialogue.
"Homicide on the cheating spouse and his lover. Looks like possible Silk Stalkings."
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Someone who’s skin is so smooth it’s monsterous, scary, overwhelming
Dude you use dove? You’re a silk monster right now
Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.