Pubic hair plastered in seminal fluids like artex.
"look, I spaffed on her guts and it ran down giving her a silk rug"
A massive poo, turtlin', touching cloth, full of fecel matter.
I need a monumental dump so bad, I feel like I'm carrying a lumpy baby.
A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.
She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy
seminal substance on her work monitor.
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