DJ Skitz

typically used when you know some one (of the female persuasion) masturbates.

Boy: Hey, you gonna play DJ Skitz tonight?
Girl: Not if i get some......

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going skitz

going mad

going skitz in club at weekend

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Skitz Trotters Eshlads

Basically, a skitz trotter, though they have more Lad and Eshay in them. Skitz trotters Eshlads can also be quite dumb when it comes to scheming.

Doughnut Man: SKITZ TROTTERS ESHLADS!!!!
Skitz Gang: (laughing)
Doughnut man: I'm calling the police
Skitz Gang: (already accidentally ran into the police station)

skitz hydro

Some real fucken strong buds that people put chemicals n shit on that gets you fucked up quick

"Oi Donnie this isn't that skitz hydro is it?"

skitzing

When you’re high af and you start twitching/jittering.

“You okay man?”
“Yeah, I can’t sit still, I keep skitzing.”

oh skitz

Something said when there is a problem or issue

Oh Skitz, you dissed me again..

Skitz

When you manning a barbie on a hot summers day, after a skitz surfing sesh on that swell down steephill.

Will mate, come here we’re about to do some skitz shit!