an easily abused depository for ejaculate
Britney Spears is a dirty slam pig
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The biggest nastiest whore you could possibly could imagine, but the scumbag in every group will still bang
Yo, she is the such a busted slam pig, but dude I would still bang her
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Hanging out at the bar until closing time in order to take home whatever is laying around.
Dude where the fuck is Keith?
He's chumming for slam pigs, let's just meet him at the beach tomorrow
Hey, there's that slam pig Riiyna that works @ the local bar and bangs every dude with drugs, alcohol or a sick moment of desperation."
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One who has lost all sense of dignity and will hook up with literally anything that has long hair no matter it's weight, horrible looks, or overall trashiness.
After Mike Frank fell out of Haddon's closet we all knew he had become a Male Slam Pig.
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Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig Cuck Porn of Bort & Big K!
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SlamPig; A bad ass mother fucker that gives no fucks. Keeps it real and is always one's self. A slam pig is very well at multi tasking. SlamPigs give Grand Slam it's true meaning. If you have a SlamPig in your life, hold on and never let go because they are a rare type that only come around once in a life time.
"WOAH... Did you see that Shotski grandslam?! Only a Slam💉Pig can slam it like that."
"I can't get over how bangin that Slam💉Pig is"
"EVERYONE NEEDS A SLAM💉PIG IN THEIR LIFE"
" ..SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG...SLAM💉PIG.." as the unique great Yohe draws water.
" Maybe the Slam💉Pig will grandslam me.. 1 time for the 1 time"
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