Spain

You usualy remember Spain when you talk about Portugal. It's the country that is attached to Portugal, but it wasn't meant to be it's just there by error.

- I went to Portugal, It was so great!!
- WOW! I wish! but did you visit Spain
- What?
- Spain, The big thing next to Portugal i think..
- Oh.. I heard about it. No I didn't it was just not meant to be.

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spain

A mess between Portugal and Catalunya. You can only enjoy it really drunk, then you puke on the streets, get a huge hang over, come back and, hopefully, you won't remember anything.

1. In Spain drinking outdoor (botellón) was forbidden. The country is now up to disappear.

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Spain

Spain, 3rd world country next to 1st world country Portugal. Spain is usually cofused with other countries.

- Do you know Spain?
- Erm.. Tacos?
- No, Tacos are from Mexico.
- Oh, so I don't..
- Haa forget it!

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Spain

Spain is the best place in the world.
The music is fantastic, the people are wonderful, the food is delicious, the beaches are beautiful, etc. and NO Spain is not in South America, it is in a beautiful continent called Europe, are we the ass of Europe? Yes, do we care? no.
Spain is a wonderful place that is worth visiting, the Spanish ppl have survived the Franco era very well and we have managed to return to normality very quickly.
Good things:
Beer is cheap and good
People are very easygoing
The beaches are incredible
The historic centers are beautiful
The food is delicious
Bad things:
THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN SPAIN

guy 1: spain is terrible
guy 2 (he's spanish): shoots himself

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spain

A third world country in Western Europe Akin to Lithuania and Latvia

Spain is a Third world country like Togo.

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Spain

The BEST country un the world. The BEST food un the world. Bull fighting is an amazing art which is performed there. The economy is recovering from the economical crisis caused by the PSOE, the Spanish socialist party, not because of the Spanish dictator because the only thing he did was raise the economy. The oficial language is "Castellano" instead of "Español". It is in Europe and they dont eat tacos. The partys are mad and the alcohol is VERY cheap

+ Here un Spain we speak castellano no Español
- Nice, do u like tacos?
+ We r not México

- i swear u r
+ Plz kill me

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SPAIN

The mix of Speed and Cocaine for recreational or pseudo-medical purposes.

A: I only have a bit of speed...
B: I only have a bit of cocaine...
Narrator: And so, as they looked each other in the eye, low and behold, SPAIN

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