There is a plenty suburbs and boroughs in post-soviet countries that are called 'Sputnik' in the name of the first artificial Earth satellite. There are many drunken and funny milfs walking here and they looks like weird due to their overmakeupping. So if someone is overdozened with cosmetiques and make up and drunken or looks like drunken and not young , so she/he could be called like Sputnik Milf
- What's wrong with that woman?
- ???
- She has two pairs of lips: own and drawn makeup one!
- OMG! SHE IS SPUTNIK MILF!
Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
When a girls d1sch@rge enters a boys buttcrack leading to a b*ner.
Dude, help last night my girl gave me a swirly Sputnik and it ruined my bed sheets!
thee song by hueninkai/kai kamal huening
"oh whats your favorite song?" "its dear sputnik"
The act of doing someone's mother in a hotel.
-How was last's night sputnik?
-What are you talking about?
-Ask your mother.
Often referred to a tiny baby or newborn
Have you named your Sputnik yet?
Did you feed Sputnik?
Sputnik need to change diapers
The noise excessive sperm makes splashing on a surface
We both watched sputnik after I dismounted.