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when you "own" an unoccupied area. this can be applied when you throw your coat down on a chair or when you ask someone to watch your stuff/ save your spot in line.
"can you save my seat?"
"nah man it's up for fair game"
"c'mon...squatter's rights"
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All the same qualities of a mall crawler but for overlanders. Usually a late model 4runner or Jeep JK with tons of unnecessary off road shit strapped to their vehicles, which they'll never use. Mall Squatters are easily identified by their roof top tent, 33 inch tires, maxtrax pads and empty rotopax attached to the exterior of their vehicle. The tires will be glazed with tire shine, the paint will look just like it did the day they bought it, and the headliner will be covered with overlanding patches. Light bars and ditch lights with yellow lenses are also a dead giveaway.
Maria - "why does that guys always have a roof top tent on his minivan?"
Me- "For squatting at the mall and Instagram pictures"
Maria- "does he ever use it?"
Me- "yea, he camps in it 3 times a year but paid more for it than the mattress on his bed"
Maria- "why does he have water and gas cans strapped to his tire carrier, does he travel a lot?"
Me- "no, they're empty"
Maria- "so he's just a mall squatter."
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A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.
Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.
Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."
a filthy eastern european herion addict who breaks into someones house when the owners are on holiday and generally wreck the joint then claim to be refugees when the police are called and claim political asylum. 2 a person who has been made homeless at no fault of their own and break into decrepid houses in a bad state of disrepair that have been abandoned, then make the place inhabitable only to be forced out by the police and offered a hostel instead. 3 an american jew who's family has lived in the states for 200 years and tries to live in a bombshell of a house in the westbank when the israeli government has offered him a new house with fitted kitchen
fuckin squatters broke into my house and shit in the cupboards.
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Homeless punks, either got kicked out of their houses for rebellion, or is old enough to not be able to afford a house on their own. Not someone who is lazy, becasue thier not lazy.. most of them do have jobs.. but dont make enough money to buy a house, or old enough. Most of them are nice people.
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Squatter girl was made famous by PlanetEDM and DogsOnAcid. JoeyD from PlanetEDM took a photo of a woman ("Joanna") in an erm... "unusual" stance and after the photoshop crew at DogsOnAcid got hold of it she became and instant internet superstar.
Squatter girl is the ultimate babe.
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Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.
Mike is a fucking dick squatter
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