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Calling dibs on a girl/guy that you know the only way you would have sex with them is if you were squinting
guy 1. Dibs onCatherine O'Hara !!! ...
guy 2. Man come on shes more of a squibs
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While performing procreation in the canine position it is the act of skillfully and secretly sliding one’s thumb over the anus of the receiving partner and apply firm pressure to ensure a taught fit will occur and inform that person you are about to test the area. You then insert the tip, just the tip, of the thumb to stimulate/exonerate the gratification.
She was very happy when i decided to use the squibbing technique instead of railing the evil little hole so she would walk straight that week.
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to Skateboard in monroeville, pa
He squibs around Monroeville.
where?
At boyce skatepark.
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A sly, dodging, hiding, conniving, dirty, thieving, lying, cheating, scheming, backstabbing prick of a friend.
Someone close to you & your friends that you have loaned, gave something to, or helped out that has done less and next to nothing in return or or to help you out and pay you back.
''Man I was at Steve's the other day and he Honey kept asking for hoots saying he had none when i could clearly see he had a huge jar of Budder.'' ''Damnnnn, yeah what a fucking squibbbbb.''
''Corey ratted me out to the fuckin cops again that coon!'' ''Shit that's fuckin squibish of him!''
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When a bullet gets stuck in a gun's barrel, can be very dangerous if another round is fired after a squib round.
Tommy's gun exploded because he had a squib round during full-auto fire.
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Referring to a gay male without the magical powers inherent to the homosexual subspecies. A take off on the Harry Potter term, a squib is born special (like a wizard being that he's gay) but has no powers (like a muggle). Characteristics include but are not limited to the inability to dress fashionably or understand the basic laws of fashion, poor hygiene, being fairly unattractive, and lacking the level of intelligence and success rate among normally gifted homosexuals.
Variations include the adjective squiby and squibiness
Ugh why does Jason look like that? He's such a squib.
Can you smell the squibiness in the air? Freddie must be around here somewhere.
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A person that quite blatantly has no social life, and is incapable of having sex with any human being, so has to resort to trying their luck with animals.
person 1: 'he has no social life and makes love to animals'
person 2: 'some might call him a squib'
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