squint eastwood

to be so high on dank that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood, spaghetti-western style squint (Originally coined by several pot-headed New Hampshire dudes.)

A: Dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. You are so squint eastwood right now.
B: No dude, you're squint eastwood.
A: No dude, you're squint eastwood

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Squint-a-chink

An almost cute chinky bitch with a tight pussy, no personality, and a temper for the ages.

“Goddamn dawg, I drudge-fucked a hottie last nite - I say drudge-fucked cuz she was a squint-a-chink!”
“Dayum - high five, niggbo!”

daylight squint

To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.

Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!

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Squint Nigger

An Asian of any far-Eastern ilk. One who has squinty eyes.

'The squint-niggers were milling around after they dropped the big one on hiroshima.'

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Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting