SR

Short for Suicide Rate. A number between 1 and 100 (1 being low and 100 being high) describing how suicidal a person is feeling at the time.

Person 1: I can't believe you made me go to that Liza Minnelli concert.
Person 2: Yeah my SR is off the hook.
Person 1: I think my SR jumped to 97 when she sang "Money."
Person 2: I think I'm going to go braid a noose.

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SRS

Semen Retention Syndrome: A male counterpart's mental state of edginess due to lack of sexual satisfaction and frequent ejaculation.

A man's time of the month.

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SR

SR (Silent Repost) is used on tiktok when you want to repost a video, but dont want your friends to see

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SRS

SRS- Semen Retention Syndrome, a man who has not had sex or mastubated in a long while that needs to jettison a payload. Symptoms include: swollen balls, unsolicited erections, erections from viewing anything with the slightest sexual content, finding grandma and/or nuns hot, etc.

I haven't gotten laid in weeks, I got a serious case of SRS.
I need to find a VCR so that I can rid of this SRS.

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SR

"SR" means "Squirrel Rapist". The word was made up by my friend. It's making fun of a VERY annoying fag named Josiah, he is very selfish and spoiled. And he is VERY annoying.

Don't tell SR, about the squirrel in the tree!

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SRS

Sudden Repulsion Syndrome

Me: "Bruh it was so wierd it was like 12 at night we were texting it was so loved up like boo cant wait to see you lets hook up like dont tell the fam then like all of a sudden something just like clicked and all my feelings were gone af like in a millisecond no joke i was so grossed out like who tf is this cnt i be talking to like shit what do i do cuz like i been leading him on and now i be like sorry bruh i dont even like you??"

Friend: "Sounds like you got SRS man that must be shitty aye"

Me: "Right, like i feel so crap and i know he feel so crap but i dont know what do do about it"

Friend: "G-down b its gonna be g just like pray bout it tbh my man Jesus can do it all."

Me: "Tru dat ill be prayin about SRS prayin i dont get turned off like that everytime you know."

Friend: "Ye, cool bruh."

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SR

Sugar Relationship. A relationship in which one person (usually a sugar baby) profits financially while the sugar daddy profits emotionally getting companionship from a younger woman

They have to be in an SR, he could be her dad.

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