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(bee' plus stam peed?) n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.
There was such a b+stampede at the exact moment mr.harper asked the class who's paper it was.
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A large drove of nerds entering panic when:
-Someone has made a typographical error.
-There are updates released for MMO games.
-Someone posts porn on their message board.
-Someone says "sport" out loud.
Nerd Stampede:
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 24 | Topic views: 353
*someone posts porn and gets banned*
What do you think of Doritos? | Topic replies: 1256 | Topic views: 22681
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when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere
-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry
-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.
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The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.
Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .
"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"
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Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.
Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.
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In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
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Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.