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Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.
This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.
Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
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When a man breaks his erect dick, spilling blood out giving it a red glow. Like a glow stick.
Phillip: I just broke in my new glow stick dick.
Grant: wtf Phillip.
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A rare decease of that when you fall asleep next to somebody, your penis becomes like a pool stick, but bendy like a twizzler, there is no cure
Bro watch out from my pool stick dick tonight, it might get you
A dick crooked like the end of a hockey stick.
Me: I felt like I was in the NHL last night.
Friend: Why?
Me: Homeboy had a serious case of hockey stick dick.
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when you use your teleporter at the bank/vault in the henry stickman games
captainsause: lets use the teleporter and oh HAHAHAHA he got his stick dick stuck in a wall HAHAHA-
A really thin dick with nuthin but dust sperm inside. Corny ass dick game basically
That nigga think he all dat wit his pixie stick dick
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sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss
my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood