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when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate
Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol
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To get head while your girl is taking a shit
I need some Surf & Turf; Hey mike you smell that it remind of that time I got some Surf & Turf; Hey babe I'm going to the bathroom & I want to give you some head come get this Surf & Turf
Filling your foreskin with caviar before a blowjob, for those with "expensive taste"
"Give him a good surf n turf blowjob for your next anniversary! "
Yo ya wanna eat? Yeah but I'm poor. It's ok we can have CROYDON SURF N TURF
The sexual act where upon a man craps all over a woman's tits and then proceeds to empty out his bladder all over the mess he just created.
Claire asked for the Philadelphia Surf n Turf by name last night! I think this one's a keeper!
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A dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.
At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.
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Cheetos and Beef Jerky
Yo man u got any cheetos or beef jerky? Oh wait do you mean the Clifton Surf n Turf?
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