Taken to school

Verb: To be beaten very badly at something.

Andy: "I just took some kid to school on Black Ops, I beat him 30 - 2 in a 1v1."
Greg: "What a badkid."

Paul: "I got taken to school by some guy on MW3 last night. He got 21 kills in one game of search and destroy."
Dave: "Wow, he must be MLG."

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taken and in love

In a relationship and in love with the guy/girl/tranny that you're in the relationship with.

Guy asks: "Hey babe, you single?"
Girl replies: "No, sorry, I'm taken and in love!"

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lightweight taken

Regardless of what he tells you, if he says he’s “lightweight taken” he means just that girl. Move on. You can do better.

“Do I have a girlfriend? No I’m lightweight taken”

Taken to the hole

To be out performed athletically by an opponent while playing basketball

Do you see that move that James Harden put on Kevin Love? Kevin got taken to the hole

Capture Taken

That fucking annoying thing your friends do on your switch when they come to your house. Capture taken (x102) so annoying. It fills up your switch’s 2 game memory with captures of you losing your super smash bros games.

Capture taken! “Stop fucking taking captures jonny!”

taken to the woodshed

1. To be given a spanking

2. To be taught a lesson, defeated, or embarrassed like you got spanked.

1. Boy 1: Why is Tommy rubbing his butt?
Boy 2: His Dad saw his report card and he got taken to the woodshed.
Boy 1: Ouch!

2. Biden got taken to the woodshed for going off script again.

tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.

Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.

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