Tan Tan

The nickname for MOUNT TAN, the smallest mountain in the world.

I almost stepped on Mt. Tan today when I was walking home from school.

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Tanning

Efforts to darken the shade of human skin, either by natural means (direct exposure to the sun), artifical products (self-tanners), or enhanced exposure to simulated sunlight (tanning beds). Excessive tanning is likely associated with skin cancer.

"Orange alert! Paris should really stop going to the salon to fake and bake - instead of wasting her time tanning, she should work for world peace."

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tanning

People cooking.

Let's go tanning in the oven.

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Tan

An extremely handsome man, just a wink from him will get your panties soaking.

"That dude is such a Tan bro"

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Tanning

Dermatologic suicide performed to temporarily improve one's appearance.

Let's go tanning. We'll get wrinkles by 25 and melanoma by 40, but we're sure gonna look fresh in our wifebeaters this weekend.

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tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

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Tan

You can love Tan.
But you can't be with him.
He's your uncle.

Hi, Tan. I like you.
Sorry, you're my niece.