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Long drawn out pointless lie. Almost always benefeits the speaker. And often includes some mention to whipping out your genitals
"So the mugger said give me all your money and pointed his gun at me. So I kicked him in the shin, beat him up, because I am a kickboxing champion, whipped out my dick, and pissed on him"
"That never happened, that is a Teddy."
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Generally a name given to people who are self centered, and have awful taste in music. douchebag
Wow, that guy teddy is a douchebag
His music taste is so teddy
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Teddys are skeeves and total fat asses. Teddy is a name for a complete looser who is often illiterate and drinks all the time. Teddys are known for beating their girls and never mounting up. What adult really goes by the name TEDDY, LMFAO!!!! OOOO Teddy bear you are just not that cool keep dreaming you fag!
Girl: What is wrong with that guy, did you hear what he said.
Girl 2: Teddy is a complete weirdo, wtf!
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the act of oral pleasure towards a female.
john: can i come over tonight?
jane: sure, as long as im getin' some teddy.
john: aww, you want dat teddy? As long as im gettin' dat becky. Aint no free rides, especially not with me!
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im lookin for a dude that can give me that good teddy
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when a girl performs oral sex on a homeless man who hasn’t showered in two weeks, only to go to a bar after and kiss random guys.
That girl is such an alcoholic, she went out for a teddy.
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The guy who fucked your grandma last night; Me
Teddy fucked every single grandma.
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