Lump

short or stocky person
with a very wide base or body structure

Friend 1:Man, that dude is huge.
Friend 2: Yea, he's a lump

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lumping

lumping is when a girl pees in a mans asshole then lets the girl push it in with a dildo.

after lumping last night my ass reeks of pee and plastic.

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willie lump lump

A male with a sexual disease.

I ain't cutting wit dat bitch. I ain't going out like willie lump lump.

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Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

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lump

a person with no arms or legs

after that horrific combine harvester accident, jimmy gained two new nicknames:

'lump' and 'torso boy'

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Lump

An acronym for "land under my penis" referring to one's own testicles.

boy: Would you like to feel my lump?
girl: eww, no way

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Lump

A lump is a large bump caused in pants when a man/boy/transvestite gets a boner and tries to hide it. Hence forming a large lump that makes the zipper go all funny.

Oh my cock! Look at Harold's lump. I didn't know sex ed videos could do that.

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