Burying the Gnome

"Burying the Gnome": The insertion (Burying) of a single testicle in either the front yard (vagina) or back yard (ass) of a woman, by grasping one nut in your hand, so that there is no loose skin around it, and forcing it into the chosen orifice. (Lube may be necessary)

Ron met Lisa at a Barry Manilow concert, and within thirty minutes, he was Burying the Gnome in her back yard, behind the Port O' Potties.

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bury a friend

an AWESOME song by the one and only billie eilish

have you heard of bury a friend by billie eilish yet?

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bury the hatchet

To forgive and move on

After all these years, you need to bury the hatchet. You can replace a dog.

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Shoulder Bury

A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.

At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.

Example 1:

Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."

Example 2:

Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"

Guy B: "Not really."

Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."

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bury a quaker

two excrete feces; to take a dump; drop a number two

Dude, you got a magazine? I got to go bury a quaker.

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Burying the Burrito

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.

Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

Bury the Bishop

1. To insert your penis in the vagina of a woman.

This evening I am going to take Yumiko to my room and bury the bishop.

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