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The Civil War

The war in which if we lost, we would all become French, if we had been fighting in Europe.

"dood, i was thinking about what would've happened if we lost that civil war thing...we'd all be like french or somethin."

by Jo' Mama May 16, 2003

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The Internet Civil War

The Internet Civil War started with Zoe Quinn when she released Depression Quest on Steam August 11 2014. A few days later shots where fired by her ex boyfriend by reviling that she was receiving positive coverage from a journalist with whom she was in a relationship. That when Quinn declared war on her ex. The group called GamerGate gave help to the ex to stop Quinn forcing her ideology that when The Left went to war with them.
The Left knew The Right might attack so they crossed the neutral Youtube which pissed off Google so Google joined the war to stop The Left from getting any closer to The Right.
By June, The Internet was divided into two parts The Feminist Powers and The Fedora Powers.
By 2015 while the Civil War was going on the elections of 2016 started. When Trump was looked like he was about to win the RNC, The Feminist Powers tried to cause a coup to overthrow the male lead United Nation with Quinn asking the U.N. to create a censorship group to stop 'cyber-bulling'
THANKFULLY THE COUP FAILED THANK GOD
To this day the dying feminist still have a small amount of power in the U.N.
If that wasn't enough The Left attacked Women Against Feminism this pissed off WAF so hard that they went to war with The Left on the spot.
This war is still going and the war seems to be cooling down and the Left looks like they are about to win but if WAF joins the Fedoras the Left will fall

9GAGER : Oh my GOD, THOSE FEMINAZIS LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO CENSOR US , BRO!
4CHANER: JUST HANG ON THERE BRO, JUST KEEP YOUR FAITH ON GENERAL DUKE UNIVERSITY , WE WILL TAKE THIS NAZIS OUT OF CHANIA
8CHANER: GUYS THE SAFE SPACE AIR FORCE IS COMING
4CHANER: GET YOU'RE TRIGGER POST READY, LET'S WIN THE INTERNET CIVIL WAR

by The Letter X December 27, 2016

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marvel civil war

marvel civil war is a comic series that is kicking arse this year. Super Heroes are battling each other and having to chose sides over the mutant registration act. Iron Man and Captain America the "captains" of both sides as well as many other heroes. Several have already died and Spider-Man did something that has made horrible consiquences. Thor is comming in too

Dude: Have you heard of Marvel Civil War?
Me: Duh, dude go out and buy some effing comics about it then we can talk
Dude: Im on it

by Spidey Alex July 27, 2006

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civil war penny

a dull, dumb, or simply all around unintelligent person; i.e. somebody that is about as bright as a civil war penny

That guy is so gullible, he's a real civil war penny alright.

by Mutorks August 12, 2010

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civil war drunk

A state of total intoxication only achieved from drinking copious amounts of booze.

The origins of this phrase can be traced back to the days of the Civil War when modern anesthetics were not as readily available and wounded soldiers in need of amputation would be given as much alcohol as possible before getting their limbs removed.

Yo, did you see Carl tonight...he took 18 shots before he went out, and now he's getting dome from the ugliest dumpster slut I've ever seen.

Yeah, that cat is civil war drunk.

by 2NASTY April 10, 2010

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Libyan civil war

The civil war in Libya that took place in 2011 when the protesters demanding the resignation of the evil dictator Mommar Ghadafi & defected Libyan soldiers fought back against Ghadafi's forces that cracked down on everybody who opposed Ghadafi. Ghadafi's forces consisted of the majority of the Libyan military & several thousand foreign mercenaries filling in for the defected soldiers. The rebels consist of protesters demanding his power be removed & defected Libyan soldiers. The rebels held the eastern half of Libya & Ghadafi kept the western half of Libya.
Ghadafi's forces were far superior to the rebels & would have exterminated the rebels within a couple months if it hadn't been for the French, British, & American forces enforcing a no-fly zone over Libya. The NATO intervention consisted of British & Franch naval & air forces bombarding Ghadafi's military buildings & arsenals & American naval & air forces protecting the eastern half of Libya by bombing the Ghadafi forces over there.

Most Americans opposed the intervention in Libya because they are Ghadafi supporters who would much rather have Ghadafi stay in power than spend extra tax dollars stopping that megalomaniac.

This is gonna be like the Libyan civil war.

by SlashinatorX June 29, 2011

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Virtual Civil War

When polarized people continue to fight even after election or referendum results have come in.

Virtual civil wars continue to be waged on social media since Brexit and Donald Trumpโ€™s victory more than two years ago.

by MathPlus January 10, 2019

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