Snail

An undersea cat

That's a cute snail!

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snailing

after a man ejaculates inside, the girl rubs on his body while pushing the ejaculate out, leaving a trail like a snail

the guy flipped out when she went snailing on his leg

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Snailed it

A phrase used to describe a situation in which succes is found but at a later point than intended.

Son: Wow Mom you're getting really old!
Mom:Excuse me?!
Son: By that I Mean you're aging bueatifully like a fine wine.
Mom: Why thank you son.
Son: Snailed it!!

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SNAILS

Students Not Already In Law School

Man, you can't find a single seat in library because of all the SNAILS....
Dude, I hate SNAILS!
Me too.

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Snailing

When a group of Men ejaculate onto a woman's stomach and chest, then make her slide across the floor while salt is thrown at her by the handful.

"Me and my 8 bro's got into Snailing a chick across the wood floor last night, we got salt everywhere"

"Jenna let me snail her, I think I love her"

"She's a ride or die bitch, I heard she even into Snailing"

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snail

To take ones scrotum and slide it along a girls body, usually her face, leaving a trail of sweat.

I wnt to snail my girl, but last time i tried, she said, "I'm not really comfortable with this,". So i put my balls in her mouth to shut her up!

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Snails

The gullible rubes targeted by fake news.

Faux News shits in the bowl and the Snails gobble it up like it’s chocolate pudding.

Internet trolls are a problem. But the bigger problem is the mass of gullible bottom feeding Snails who feast on their shit.