Elon

The new name for tweets on X (formerly known as Twitter).

Did you see that stupid Elon that Jack posted on X this morning?
Yes, that was the most insane Elon I've ever seen.

Snails

The gullible rubes targeted by fake news.

Faux News shits in the bowl and the Snails gobble it up like it’s chocolate pudding.

Internet trolls are a problem. But the bigger problem is the mass of gullible bottom feeding Snails who feast on their shit.

Prohighotics

An intoxicant with healthy properties.

I only smoke organic weed, my body craves the prohighotics. Is the orange juice in my tequila sunrise fresh? Freezing the juice destroys the prohighotics.