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Vodka mixed with orange/pineapple juice on the rocks.
It'll take about a dozen screwdrivers to get me wasted.
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Hawaiian Jizz. Traditionally guava or pineapple flavored.
-"We're you hanging out with Lani last night bro?"
-"Hell yeah dude, I gave that bitch some liquid aloha."
the terrible pronunciation and spelling of "allaho eekhbear", oh no wait, it's "allaha akhbarr", dammit i don't know!
I don't know how to sayy aloha akkhhhhbaarrrrrrrrdrdrd!!!!!
A desperate double or nothing bet on the 18th hole to make back all the money you lost on the previous 17 holes.
I know I’m down $1,000 but I’m going to aloha press the last hole and try to make back all the money.
When you greet someone by stripping down and peeing on them. Most pee is usually affectionately directed at their outstretched hand.
Akoni: Hey! I haven’t seen you in so long, come here you!
Josiah: *strips down*
Akoni: *reaches out hand as if to shake*
Josiah: *pees on Akoni’s hand and leg*
Akoni: Wow! Warm Aloha! Nice!
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Attending a Star Wars convention in Hawaii dressed as a Muslim terrorist and yelling this every time you either meet or say goodbye to another attendee dressed as Admiral Ackbar
I exclaimed “Aloha Ackbar” as I ran towards a man in an Admiral Ackbar costume and people were diving for cover.
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