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morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006

2157πŸ‘ 597πŸ‘Ž


Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020


Weak Constitution

Poor health; prone to catching colds or illnesses, or having to stay home in bed. Not physically strong or robust.

The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.

by MyrrhKat January 31, 2022


Prostitution Constitution

The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.

When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.

by hmvic April 19, 2011

40πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fake Constitution

What the 45th POTUS thinks about the US Constitution primarily because he has never read it and therefore thinks it does not exist.

Why don’t you check out that phony Emoluments Clause in the fake Constitution?

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


US CONSTITUTION

The defining document of American Democracy. Writen and signed September of 1787 it influenced American power and it's way of life. Created to replace the Articles of Confederation which were weak and didnt have any real power, it gave the federal and states equal powers as to help balance the sharing of power. The US Constitution seperated the government into 3 branches.
Judical
Legislative
Executive
As to give equal power or a system of "Checks and Balances" so no 1 branch would become more powerful than the other. It has become a symbol of American democrazy and power and has even influenced other countries constitutions for more than 200 years.

Preamble of The US Constitution,
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

by Jimi Fox February 21, 2006

54πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


suck at the Constitution

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž