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H.D. is a short fat bald man who does nothing but talks about his ancient yet insignifcant military career, and also who wants to fuck john cary in the ass. This person also has sexual relations with his cat named wanda.
H.D. if you look at shirley's ass one more time you ass is fired.
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A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
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an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.
look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able
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The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker
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December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty day because Tnaiai and Esther left on December 3rd and Tnaiai's favourite game was Humpty Dumpty
December 3rd is National Humpty Dumpty Day
humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
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Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.
Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"
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