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Another name for Mitsubishi.
To home girl! Come take a ride in my Itchy Pussy Diamante!
An iritated scratch worthy gooch. Mainly aquired from poor personal hygiene, and/or unprotected sexual intercourse with a dirty, unbathed, disease infested female.
Man, i haven’t bathed in days. Now i got an itchy grundle and require aquaphore and baby powder.
Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.
Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"
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the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating
I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself
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One of the worst happenings known to mankind.
Bob: Hey, why are your hands in your pockets?
Jane: Oh I'm, trying to discreetly scratch my itchy balls
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An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation
He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.
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Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
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