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To knowingly tell an untruth in order to personally gain something or cover up embarrassing facts that may harm your foolish ass. Distinguishable from "bullshit" by its sinister motive.
The best way to determine if Neo-cons are telling a lie is to note whether their lips are moving.....
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Way to interpret reality. Can be used to get free time from your social obligation
It's not a lie, as long as one people believe in it!
Inspired from a friend who lived in ButcherTown
- Boss, I cannot work today, my car doesnt start! ( Taking normally bus )
- Honey, I cannot have time for you today, I have to go to school ( Go drink beer and play poker with friend )
- Honey, I swear I never smoked any weed! (ya ya)
- Hey teacher, I didn't do my homework, I had a virus last week ( actually, last year)
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Getting drunk and kissing one of your closest girl friends, then lying about it to the girl of your dreams when she asks.
Jessica: Are you suuuure you didn't kiss her? I bet you did! You lie.
(Ian thinks to himself: "Uh oh. This can't be good.")
Ian: Nope, I didn't! Honestly.
Jessica: Uhhh... Okay. If you say so.
(Ian thinks to himself: Thank you, God!)
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liar-freddee dean is a liar, when he states that President Bush "lied," about WMD in Iraq. That, is a "lie."
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Lie(1) to knowingly tell something other than the truth. Lie (2) to spread yourself out on the floor/bed/any flat surface.
(1) "John, you told a lie!" (2) "I'll lie here on the floor."
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An excuse Donald Trump uses to turn the country against literally every non-white person
1: "That's a fact Donald Trump is saying!"
2: "No, it's a lie!"
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1. What someone will do when they want a sexual double-standard, to take advantage of their partner.
2. What men will do to keep the peace or gain status; What women will do to attack or gain status.
3. Any and/or every combination and permutation of the above.
No, I don't want to be involved with other people, honey. I ... just ... want ... to ... lie ... with ... you and your sexy body.
When I said you lied, I didn't mean you were just thinking of yourself!
S/He lied, but with such devilish skill that their was no need to open his/her mouth to pull it off.
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