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A 12 metre tall crab with a human head that flies around at night but only when it's stormy, you'll probably hear chimes when it's flying around. It's mother is a crab and it's father is a man. It's mother abandoned it at 2 years old because she was embarrassed.
Pete: I was in bed last night, and I felt a giant crab claw stroking my blanket.
Steve: It must have been the Lotus Man!
When a girl grabs onto a ceiling fan above a man who is laying down with a erect penis causing her to spin around on the penis. Then the girl will pull her self up and down making it a spining and up and down motion.
The sex postion was originaly invented in Connecticut and was called just the lotus until around 1980 when a girl died while in the postion from dysentary hence the "lethal" part of the name.
It is said not to be deadly, but some people say otherwise. Doctors tell people to advoid parttaking in the postion because if a penis is to big then it could rupture some inner organs. No one has repotadly died from it since the 1980 encounter.
Cindy- "Hey, want to do the 'lethal lotus'"?
Tim- "I dont know my doctor said it was kind of risky after that 1980 encounter"
Cindy- "It feels so good though"
Tim- "O.K lets do it!"
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Yo what'd your mom pack you for lunch? PB&J?
Naw man you know I'm asian I got that lotus paste
When you're 69'ing a girl and about to bring her to orgasm, wrap your arms around her tightly, open the eight gates, yell "This is my ninja way!" and spin as quickly as you can off of the bed and slam her head into the ground.
"Yo, how was the sex last night?"
"She was being annoying, so I used the primary lotus on her."
"Damn, Guy sensei would be proud."
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Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.
Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.
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The absolute best card ever printed for Magic: The Gathering.
This card is so good that people today buy it for prices of AT LEAST $1000.00
This card is so good that cards that were specifically made to do exactly 1/3 of what it does (Lotus Petal) and cards that were specifically made to be insanely crappy versions of it (Lion's Eye Diamond) got banned along with it because they were abused just as much.
If you have a Black Lotus, DO NOT SELL IT!!! Wait a few decades (make sure to keep it in mint condition) and then sell it when its average Ebay price is about $5000.00+
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A very fast, ultra lightweight, aluminum chassis, hand built british sports car that has better grip than virtually anything on the market today (more than an enzo). This machine was designed to own the track, and should only be sold to buyers with a certain degree of driving skill, not posers who just want to look cool.
The Lotus Elise came to America in 2005.
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