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Shizz

Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.

Gay men release shizz from their rear ends.

by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009

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Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

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Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 11, 2006

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shizz

the same as 'stuff'

yeah so im going out tonight, just dancing and shizz
i went to the shop yesterday and got some really awesome shizz

by kat1234567 April 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


shizz

A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually wave at someone behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...

by RoKkStAr719 January 7, 2009

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Shizz

Sh-i-zz - Can be used as a verb or now.

The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.

As a verb:
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"

As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"

by Jors December 18, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


shizz

the art of taking a shit and while sitting there deciding that a wank wud b great!!
(Mixture of shit and jizz)
this is most commonly performed by young males by the name of colm.

o i need a shizz!
that was a gud shizz
go have a fucking shizz

by nm08 January 15, 2009

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