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Washing machine-themed video game idea.
"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"
"washing machines? yeah!!!"
"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"
"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER
right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
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When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.
Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!
It's okay...
Sister feels pressure around her ass
Sister realises
W-what are you doing, step bro?!
Helping you~
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Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Washing Machine Heart Lyrics
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A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
I gave that girl a fluid washing machine last night
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When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"
"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
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when kissing someone, they swirl their tounge around your mouth, much like a washing machine.
Guy: How was that date last night?
Guy2: Great but she has a serious case of washing machine syndrome.
Guy: Nasty!
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