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Yes Very very VERY gay mostly fore madeleine he just won’t admit it :’)
You: hey are you gay Espresso: noo You: are you lying. Espresso : no (He is)
expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.
"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso
An amazing person who loves coffee when she is depressed. She is a wonderful lesbian who hides her feelings with a man named Nick.
"I am depresso espresso!"
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The cheap and effective way to wake up a hobo whilst he sleeps. One would pull down the hobos pants and slide ones tongue into the hobos anus, forcing the hobo to wake up abruptly. May also cause him to wipe the spit out of his anus with his crack/meth covered fingers, thus furthering his alertness.
This is told to work better or just as well as a normal espresso that you would buy from your local Starbucks.
"This morning I was given a hobo espresso from Tucker, thats why I'm begging for change so early.
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When your ass cheeks are spread wide enough for someone to poor coffee into your waiting asshole for a tasty beverage with a bit of kick to wake you up in the morning. After allowing the hole to naturally froth, your sexual partner will suck all brown liquid out with a flourish.
"She has a pep in her step this morning"
"Her boyfriend made her an espresso shot. Apparently it was pretty tasty."
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An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.
I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."
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When you dont wanna be happy drink this
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This is a joke and dont jump please for legal issues
Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy
Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)
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