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Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting laid
Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...
When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
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What you say when a weird cat is outside
*sees a weird cat outside* “MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE”
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Bros ALWAYS come first unless your getting ass.
Guy 1:Yo man you coming tonight to the party?
Guy 2: No man, getting laid!
Guy 1: dude, bros before hoes...
Guy 2: unless theres no clothes...
Bros before hoes, unless theres no clothes
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when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.
im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.
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Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."
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Man fuck the saying "theres more fish in the sea" nobody want these ugly ass staking ass fish.
The presence of something when it’s extremely exaggerated
Arac and Jetta are filled with thereness.