Rural Dictionary

ey up and welcome to callums corner, now, ive had to say this a few times now but this is the final time that i will say this. SHUP UP about my head, it is normal, it is a nice head it does not look like a sodding tic tac. I dont think you know who you're dealing with here, look at how tall I am, I'm 6'5" look at me, i'm like a beast! you do not want to be mocking me i tell ya, and you're idiots all of you the people who are mocking me you look like spazmoids one of them looks like a jacket potato with glasses on his head and i swear there's ginger people trying to mock me! you know i'm not the kind of person you do not want to be messing with. I don't like cats, i don't think kittens and puppy dogs are cute, in fact I think all cats are dickheads if I'm honest with ya, when I see them in my garden i run out there and scare them away so you want to think carefully before you start mocking my head again because i'm taking names down and i will shame you all in a video I will. You wouldn't be saying this if you were standing in front of me you'd be cowering ou know, when I eat peanut mnm's I crush each one in my fingers so I'm strong you know what I mean? you need to stop this stupidity or there will be consequences, names are taken and you will be shamed in a video. That's all I've got to say about that

Tic Tac man. Dont meme him he is sad about michelle + eating big macs

by ASODDINGTICTAC October 20, 2019