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(noun) aka betrayal timeline / cheater timeline :
The ACCELERATED timeline in which two individuals get together specifically in a situation where one or both engaged in homewrecking or cheating or betrayal of a previous partner in to meet each other and get together.
Damn they started dating 2 weeks after she got with him while he was with his ex, they’re on that homewrecker timeline
If your seeing this, that means you’re in the right timeline.
I’m seeing this definition on UrbDic, im definitely in the right timeline then.
The one thing the human race will never understand
Guy.1” hey do you know the proper way to watch the fate timeline?”
Guy.2 “ No one does”
Having your Facebook account converted over to the new and "improved" facebook timeline feature. This can be either be intentional by the user or a complete screw job from Facebook. This can have the unintended consequence of leaving you Feature Fucked by making pictures of you drunk in college readily accessible on your front page.
Wow, I just timelined myself and all my stuff is in one place! AWESOME!
I just logged into Facebook and they timelined me! NO!!!!!!!
I'd like to use that new social reader app but I don't want to get timelined. I like my old Facebook page.