(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

Funk-tion-ary

The information bank that informs the curious about Funk music, musicians, history, jive etc. etc. etc.

Let's check the Funk-tion-ary for the correct spelling of Papa Mali's real name.

Tione

“Supreme being” Tione the male name. Is a gift from god “the chosen one, he will listen to your problems and fix them AMAZING friend amazing provider great lover ATTRACTIVE

Tione is a a amazing man 😍

Tione

An amazing man that is everything that you could ever want and need in this thing called life. Tione will literally change your life in the best way possible. He is a great friend and also a strong lover. Tione is an out of this world sexual partner and will have you feeling like the woman you always imagined yourself to be. Simply put… Get you a Tione

Tione is so amazing. Get him now before someone else does

Orien-gay-tion

A homosexual person's specific sexual inclination and behavior; first used by Observation101

Homosexuals willing to participate in the annual gay pride parade while wearing ostentatious and festive clothing have quite a different orien-gay-tion than homosexuals who have a 'friend' named Dave.

E-tion

ONF fashion Leader

Bias ni Rana sa ONF

E-tion is Chang-dol

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.